Chris Elliott

Chris Monsanto

Maria Thayer

Susie Wagner

Michael Gladis

Chief

Jack Wallace

Captain

Brett Gelman

Brett Mobley

Dean Norris

Deke

Muse Watson

Quint

Gianni DeCenzo

Butch McCallister (as Gianni De Cenzo)

Roger Guenveur Smith

Vargas

Vincent Foster

Logan

Craig Branham

Trace

Douglas Bennett

Diamond Gene

Larry Brown

Wishbone

Joseph Anthony

Scatman

Drew Gatto

Stock Boy

David Garry

Corpse

Ben Stiller

Silly Sammy